Sole responsibility? More like “sole confusion.” I had to explain to my mum three times that it’s not about who tucks the kid in, it’s about paperwork. She said, “So I can’t just say you’re the boss?” 🤷♂️😂
If I get a Blue Visa, does that mean I also get a blue passport? 😂 But seriously, the UAE is really making a name for itself with all these residency programs. First the Golden Visa, now this? Soon they’ll have a Platinum Visa for intergalactic sustainability pioneers. 🚀♻️
Yeah, but let’s be honest. Most kids aren’t watching interactive learning videos on quantum physics. They’re watching Baby Shark on repeat while their parents pray for five minutes of silence. 😂
Well, Max, it's like walking a tightrope while juggling flaming torches, isn’t it? 😂 But seriously, it's all about smart allocation. Maybe think of compliance as an insurance policy—you hope you don’t need it, but boy, aren’t you glad it’s there when you do!
$200K sounds more doable for us mortals. 😂 But are those freehold zones even worth it? I mean, are we talking beachfront views or “view of the parking lot” type deals?
"Just read the Immigration Act," you say? Sure, let me grab my light reading glasses while I cancel Netflix for the weekend. 😂 But seriously, compliance isn't just legal—it’s survival these days. Everyone better start bookmarking those visa reminders!
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